Cannot Read Analog Clocks
We can only tell time by looking at our phones.
We WILL Call You a Git
I don’t know why that word hasn’t caught on in the states, I think the brits are on to something with it. It’s such a funny insult to use.
RIP Club Penguin
I met a girl named Jenny on there but it got shut down before I could get her number. Jenny, if you’re there, please email me.
A few things we’re great at
Lawns. We’re great at lawns.
We’re banned in 36 countries
My lawyer has advised me not to give any more details on this one.
We are great at shadow puppets
And they say live theatre is dead.
Ey check out our soundcloud
My mom say’s I’m really talented and such a handsome boy and any record label would be lucky to have me.
We only accept Chuck E. Cheese tokens
Come on man I am so close to beating my high score I just need a couple more tokens.
Call us! We love lawns!
Contact us
It’s 2026, no one wants to call someone on the phone.
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